Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha White silhouette of a falling

White silhouette of a falling bomb with tail fins and motion lines at the top

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A vintage mid-century illustration of a winking Santa Claus fills the center

Distressed white sans-serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha White silhouette of a fallingSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved